Cadillac

Always with a disguise in hand — and ear to the ground — Cadillac is the luxury car of spies! Adept at infiltrating covert agencies, eavesdropping and subterfuge, you can drop the “Ace Of Spies” in any village or camp on Monday morning and he'll know its every precious secret by lunch. He once wore a throne disguise for five weeks in order to spy on the Royal [REDACTED] family. On each mission, he likes to keep a compendium of various enemy forces.

When not activated, Cadillac enjoys tasty barbecue, fake mustaches and mediocre country music.